I'm Esther, as you may have guessed from the earlier paragraph. I'm also known as Scotty, Eether, Estoy, and That One Girl. That picture to the left is actually not a picture of some Scarlett Johansson but of me. I know, I know, the resemblance is ridiculously uncanny. The only way you can tell me and Scarlett apart is by the hat I am wearing, which identifies me as Esther, Pokemon Master.
So, who is this Esther? You may know me from previous blogging endeavors. A Very Random Pickle and Take Esther to Europe are my previous and quite possibly dead blogs, so if you want a history lesson you can check them out. If you don't know me, which is altogether much more possible, allow me to tell you about myself: I'm seventeen years old. I adore writing and I would enjoy pursuing it as a career, however I am considering pursuing the much more stable investment that is an English teacher. I have a guinea pig named Fatone, whom has inspired many a lyrical poem in his glorious honor. Seriously, Fatone is awesome and you're lucky that I even mentioned him to you. He's so wonderful. When I'm not writing, I like volunteering at my local library. I've spent quite a chunk of my life there, and every moment is great because I'm surrounded by books and people that like books. I grew up on Final Fantasy and it is my favorite video game series. Shadow of the Colossus is my favorite video game, though. I can't draw worth a darn. Any effort to attempt such a thing would surely result in my portraits petrifying everything they come into contact with. I love books. My favorites are Lord of the Flies, Pride and Prejudice, and The Good Earth, and many others. I hate Catcher in the Rye, and I think the Great Gatsby is overrated. I love the smell of pickle juice, and dancing naked in the moonlight, but I'm not a witch. Lot's of people like pickle juice and they aren't witches.
I also love yams.
Mmm . . . yams.
Now, there is a purty little intro! Hannah and I will do our best to provide you with our thoughts on life. Together, we may be able to create a blog that will last forever maybe.
Esther P.
Isn't this a fabulous post, everyone? I may be more philosophical (according to Esther), but there is no doubt as to who will be providing the humor and character to this little blog of ours. =)
ReplyDeleteHannah
Oh Esther, I was quite fond of your previous blogs, so I am really happy to see that you and Hannah started this one. I look forward to future posts from the both of you.
ReplyDeletePS. You forgot a nickname. Koala bear! :)
You, my dear sister, have lied. That is clearly Halle Berry in the picture, and you hate pickles. And oranges. You gag on oranges.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure if you're a witch. I can't be certain with the evidence at this point, but you do have a distinct sort of cackle.
Love, your dearest most awesome spectacular lovable non-witchy sister
~Emma
This is a pretty cool blog between you and Hannah. I can't wait to see all of the posts from you two. Btw epic hat.
ReplyDelete@Hannah -- I love you. 'Nuff said.
ReplyDelete@Zachary -- Bestie! Thank you very much! And only one person calls me koala bear, so it doesn't count.
@Little Sis -- I was going to say Halle, but I realized I wasn't black! Funny how similarly we think! I do have a cackle, I'm afraid. Will I ever find a boy to love me?
@Damon -- Nice to meet you! Your sentence syntax reminds me of a guy I know named Daniel. I hope we get know each other better through our bloggy experience. Thanks! I made the hat myself.
I think that both of you are very creative (:
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